ABOUT US

George Zwierzynski Purple Stuff Founder

Our History

Founded by George Zwierzynski, Purple Stuff partnered with the greatest comedy institution known to the universe, The Onion, as it’s in-house vessel from which all brilliant video content was developed and produced.

As the American tradition of insatiable greed took hold, The Onion’s corporate overlords began to dismantle and sell all that was great in the world in return for undeserved bonuses, pampered getaways around the world and various vacation villas in private communities.  This prompted Purple Stuff to wisely escape through a secret door that dedicated employees are rarely allowed to use, known simply as the exit. 

To this day, Purple Stuff continues its mission to make high concept, unique and hilarious content for other, more friendly corporate overlords.

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